Can I just say
that for my Christmas/anniversary/Valentine’s day gift*
my husband gave me a nineteenth century edition of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
and a first edition of Stephen King’s CARRIE (with a rather disturbing author photo on the jacket of a young, monobrowed King).
is a stud.
And I ate about a ton of little iced cupcakes.
And now I must go watch men from different countries dressed in tight outfits hurl and spin themselves across Olympic ice.
*We believe in gift consolidation. (I gave him a first edition of ATLAS SHRUGGED. Not as cool, I know, but it’s impossible to compete with him.)